I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
