if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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