On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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