she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
