is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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