nut hugger
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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