ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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