i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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