Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
