are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize