Don't make out with my wife yet
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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