you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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