There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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