it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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