Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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