worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
