He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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