too bad you live with your parents still
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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