I'm so fucking centered right now
I bet he comes in French.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's blow job season.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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