I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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