I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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