I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
