I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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