these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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