she was so not down for the gang bang
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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