Your tits are I can't wait for
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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