Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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