he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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