Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
