I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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