Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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