I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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