she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm both gender and math confused
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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