i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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