I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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