i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
