Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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