yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Such a big mess for such a small penis
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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