I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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