she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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