It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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