Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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