i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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