Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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