Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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