Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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