So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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