I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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