we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
