Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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