good thing vaginas are great cup holders
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
