Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize