i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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